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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.

Al Franken

The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Amendment Apply Corporation Fourth
Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Masturbate Mistake Okay Today Want Written
The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Advice Important Simply Think
I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Citizen Fundamental Government Protect Right Role Think
The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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Campaign Freedom Google Impeach Information Pledge Silicon Valley
Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Anything Chance Creer Good Hard Play Prepare Rule School Want Work
My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Career Dad Graduate High Lot Money School
If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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Country Desperate Die Eliminate Medicare Poor Republican Retire
Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
AL FRANKEN

Break Country Dog Eye Isolation People Service
I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Aftre Bank Being Die Happen Heaven
Google might be doping the horses.
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Dope Google Horse might
My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Dad End Graduate Mom Print Real Salesman School
I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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Country Cut Death Disinformation Fall No Panel People Victim
There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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Afraid Ballot Check Circle Mis-fill Our People Subset Tend Voter Wrong
I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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Behalf Deep Feel Life Limb Men Obligation Our Risk Women
Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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Call Disinformation Disinfotain Entertain People Spread

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