And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
AL FRANKENVeterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
More Al Franken Quotes
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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