black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.

Related Topics

Book Country Important Policy Political Public Transition Wrote

Bagwalas

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
AL FRANKEN

Country Different Do Love Mean Much Way Year
My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
AL FRANKEN

Dad End Graduate Mom Print Real Salesman School
Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
AL FRANKEN

Apathy Cause Despair Drive Dry Lead Loss Mouth Sex Skepticism Sleeplessness Turn
The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
AL FRANKEN

Capital Everybody First Guy Had Misled Much Ran
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
AL FRANKEN

Dog Enough Gone Like People Small Smart
I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
AL FRANKEN

Country Exist Right
No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
AL FRANKEN

Creator Issue More No One Overeating Sensitive
Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
AL FRANKEN

Apple Iphon Many Password Pin Protect Smartphone
There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
AL FRANKEN

Afraid Ballot Check Circle Mis-fill Our People Subset Tend Voter Wrong
There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
AL FRANKEN

Administration Campaign Country Independent Investigation Relationship
Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
AL FRANKEN

Comedy Itself Think Value Well
The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
AL FRANKEN

Conservative Country Liberal Media Money Much
But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
AL FRANKEN

Come Conversation Dog Pet Place Same Say Strike Up
The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
AL FRANKEN

Bill Careful Constitution Craft Draft Founder Liberty Limited Power Right War
Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
AL FRANKEN

Antitrust Bill Cable Channel Country Favorite Law Look Most Think Website Worry
And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
AL FRANKEN

Him Hit Run Say Sue Teacher When

Copyright: 2020 - 2023 | Minimalist Quotes