Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
AL FRANKENMy dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
More Al Franken Quotes
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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