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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.

Al Franken

Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
AL FRANKEN

Break Country Dog Eye Isolation People Service
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
AL FRANKEN

Elect First Funny People Really Should Show Think
He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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Career Essential Life Print Salesman Such Working
I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
AL FRANKEN

Get Happ Satisfaction Something Writing
The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
AL FRANKEN

Become Crash Drive Industry led Many Mortgage Part Practice Small Unfair
They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
AL FRANKEN

Bedroom Government Keep Out Search Seizure Talk Unreasonable
Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
AL FRANKEN

Call Disinformation Disinfotain Entertain People Spread
Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
AL FRANKEN

English First Language People Second Tend Time Voter
We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
AL FRANKEN

Basically Dinner Discuss Every News Night Our Parent Watch
No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
AL FRANKEN

Creator Issue More No One Overeating Sensitive
There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
AL FRANKEN

Either Element Given God Necessarily Responsible Talent
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
AL FRANKEN

Advice Comedy Contradict Encounter Good Seemingly
There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
AL FRANKEN

Afraid Ballot Check Circle Mis-fill Our People Subset Tend Voter Wrong
The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
AL FRANKEN

Book Country Important Policy Political Public Transition Wrote
Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
AL FRANKEN

Country Country Love Doe Engage Enough Hate Honestly Liberal Reader
They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
AL FRANKEN

Build Farm Guy Like Local National Rightwing Slowly Team

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