I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
AL FRANKENI think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
AL FRANKENWhen you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
AL FRANKENWe lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
AL FRANKENIf someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
AL FRANKENWe know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
AL FRANKENWe love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
AL FRANKENAnd if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
AL FRANKENWe don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
AL FRANKENYou see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
AL FRANKENMedicare was established to secure that promise.
AL FRANKENMost of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
AL FRANKENOh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
AL FRANKENI might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
AL FRANKENWhen you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
AL FRANKENWell, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
AL FRANKENArmed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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