I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
AL FRANKENIf you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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