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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.

Al Franken

Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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