It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
AL FRANKENIf you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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