If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
AL FRANKENLooking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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