I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
AL FRANKENGrown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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