I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
AL FRANKENGrown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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