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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.

Al Franken

The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
AL FRANKEN

Amendment Apply Corporation Fourth
The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
AL FRANKEN

Country Democrat Go Minnesota Second Senator State Way
We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
AL FRANKEN

Bath Bedroom Felt House Live One Rich Secure Two
I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
AL FRANKEN

Art Artist Consider Craftsmen Myself Necessarily People Perform Sort Writing
If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
AL FRANKEN

Change Fingerprint Hack Many Password Secret Someone Time Want
There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
AL FRANKEN

Business God Know Plenty Politics Room Serious
A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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Ability Audience Blogger Find Media Same
Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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Hear Look No President
I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
AL FRANKEN

Actual Country Grow Up Minnesota
The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
AL FRANKEN

Accurate Financial Job Objective Only Project Rating
You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
AL FRANKEN

Change Definite Everything Fingerprint Leave Secret Touch
I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
AL FRANKEN

Assent Democracy Hope Laughter Realize
My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
AL FRANKEN

Dad Graduate High Salesman School Two
At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
AL FRANKEN

Axe Belief Felt Grind Left Out Own Political Snow Stuff Wrote
I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
AL FRANKEN

Believe Collect Go Information People Right Store
There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
AL FRANKEN

Afraid Ballot Check Circle Mis-fill Our People Subset Tend Voter Wrong

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