I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
AL FRANKENHarvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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