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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.

Al Franken

There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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Afraid Ballot Check Circle Mis-fill Our People Subset Tend Voter Wrong
But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Advice Important Simply Think
I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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