Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
AL FRANKENPeople who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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