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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.

Al Franken

The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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