Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
AL FRANKENPeople who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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