When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
AL FRANKENIf someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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