Google might be doping the horses.
AL FRANKENIf someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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