I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
AL FRANKENNet neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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