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Al Franken

Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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Contraception Down Increase Pregnancy Use Way Went
It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Actual Authorize Debate Hard Impossible Legal Opinion Program Secret
Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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Afraid Doubt Fraud Go Lot People Self Sometimes Tell
Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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Asking Conservative Human Liberal Like Mainstream Media Much Oil Question Thinking Whether
If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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Humor Look Really Sense Terrorist
I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Devote Enough Lifetime People
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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Human Inspirational Motivational Part Success
I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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Administration Angry Bush Mean Person Think Wall
When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Become Country Either Feel Happen Like More Place Thing Two
I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Exactly Kind Know Mean Mediaite Still Work
We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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Address Concern Country Debt Historic Immigration Indian Like Unique View
We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Country Investigate Need Owe President
You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Bad Country Criticize Everything Grow Up Liberal Love Mommy Powerful
My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Dad End Graduate Mom Print Real Salesman School
Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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Able Class Enjoy Fruit Hard Work Labor Lifetime Middle Promis Retire
During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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Administration Bob Ceremony Country During Each Evil Include Live Present President

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