We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
AL FRANKENNet neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
More Al Franken Quotes
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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