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Al Franken

I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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