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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

Al Franken

Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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Establish Medicare Promise Secure
I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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Develop Free Incredibly Interest Nature Neutrality Pace Rapid Start Think YouTube
They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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Bedroom Government Keep Out Search Seizure Talk Unreasonable
My dad was a terrible businessman.
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Businessman Dad Terrible
And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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Indiscriminate Make Murder Point Political Terror
Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Masturbate Mistake Okay Today Want Written
The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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Among Christian Hypocrisy Point Religious Right Think Tremendous
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Elect First Funny People Really Should Show Think
Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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Antitrust Bill Cable Channel Country Favorite Law Look Most Think Website Worry
He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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Enough Making Money Three Week Year
My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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Beautiful Behind Believe Come Dad Go Humankind Include Magnificient Nature Told View
It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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Almighty Comedy Nature Power Splendor You
The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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Become Crash Drive Industry led Many Mortgage Part Practice Small Unfair
Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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Comedy Communication Do Lot People Politics Pressure Something
It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Actual Authorize Debate Hard Impossible Legal Opinion Program Secret
I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Exactly Kind Know Mean Mediaite Still Work

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