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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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