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AL FRANKENWhen you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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