black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.

Al Franken

I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
AL FRANKEN

Citizen Fundamental Government Protect Right Role Think
You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
AL FRANKEN

Bad Country Criticize Everything Grow Up Liberal Love Mommy Powerful
They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
AL FRANKEN

Bad Balance Develop Habit Like Objective Stuff
I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
AL FRANKEN

Dry Kill Little might Much Person Problem Think Us Use
If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
AL FRANKEN

Country Desperate Die Eliminate Medicare Poor Republican Retire
Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
AL FRANKEN

Free Internet Keep Let Weird
Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
AL FRANKEN

Call Here Media Most
The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
AL FRANKEN

Amendment Apply Corporation Fourth
The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
AL FRANKEN

Conservative Country Liberal Media Money Much
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
AL FRANKEN

Adult Child Children Country Like Love Mean Mommy Somebody
I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
AL FRANKEN

Awful Know Learn Lot Minnesota People
But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
AL FRANKEN

Agenda Also Bias Media Party Right Wing
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
AL FRANKEN

Elect First Funny People Really Should Show Think
If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
AL FRANKEN

Ballot Even Myself People Travesty Vote
Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
AL FRANKEN

Friend Good Mine People Very
Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
AL FRANKEN

Attention Best Love Take Thing Work World

They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Al Franken Quotes