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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.

Al Franken

I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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Awful Know Learn Lot Minnesota People
One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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Guy Hide Notice One Politics Pretty Thick Thing
Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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Establish Medicare Promise Secure
I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Aftre Bank Being Die Happen Heaven
The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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Back Have Need Pro-science Science
And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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Ask Bias Conservative Liberal Like Mainstream Much Oil Think Use
And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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