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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.

Al Franken

The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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Country Democrat Go Minnesota Second Senator State Way
Whining is anger through a small opening.
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Anger Inspirational Open Small Whin
Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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Anything Away Been Block Build Country Many
I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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Book Crush Responsibility Satirical Write
I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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Behalf Deep Feel Life Limb Men Obligation Our Risk Women
Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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Able Committ Couple Gay Get Love Married Straight Think Why
Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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Break Country Dog Eye Isolation People Service
Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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Anyone Challenge Couple Deny Gay Joy Married Think Understand
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Elect First Funny People Really Should Show Think
I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Citizen Fundamental Government Protect Right Role Think
This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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Ago Felt Field Fundraiser Kill Learn Saw Schmuck Something Tell Well
By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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Best Connect Do Everybody Good Mean People Real Right Sense Thing Universe
Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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