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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.

Al Franken

It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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