I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
AL FRANKENI don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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