If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
AL FRANKENI don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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