They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
AL FRANKENI don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
More Al Franken Quotes
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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