I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
AL FRANKENI don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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