Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
AL FRANKENAnd terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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