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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.

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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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