The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
AL FRANKENThere is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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