I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
AL FRANKENIf we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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