If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
AL FRANKENIf we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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