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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.

Al Franken

When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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