If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many.
AL BERNSTEINIf I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many.
AL BERNSTEINEven more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.
AL BERNSTEINTo the victor belong the responsibilities.
AL BERNSTEINBeauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good.
AL BERNSTEINBetween the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.
AL BERNSTEINA fool and his money get a lot of publicity.
AL BERNSTEINSometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.
AL BERNSTEINAdolescence is a period of rapid changes.
AL BERNSTEINIf you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
AL BERNSTEINThe voice of experience keeps its mouth shut.
AL BERNSTEINBeauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.
AL BERNSTEINSpring being a tough act to follow, God created June.
AL BERNSTEINWe treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk.
AL BERNSTEINSuccess is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
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