I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
AISHA TYLERI love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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