Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
AISHA TYLERSo what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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