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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.

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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I really do know football.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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