I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
AISHA TYLERI visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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