Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
AISHA TYLERI visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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I really do know football.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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