I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
AISHA TYLERI’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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