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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.

Aisha Tyler

When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.

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