I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
AISHA TYLERYou can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I like grown up comedy.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I really do know football.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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