Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
AISHA TYLERI love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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