I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
AISHA TYLERI love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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I really do know football.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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