My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
AISHA TYLERSo I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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