The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
AISHA TYLERSo I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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