Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
AISHA TYLERSo I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I like grown up comedy.
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