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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.

Aisha Tyler

I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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Carnival Marriage Ride
I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.

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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.

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