I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
AISHA TYLEROmnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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I really do know football.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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I like grown up comedy.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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