I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
AISHA TYLEROmnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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