My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
ADAM SANDLERGirls are soft and pretty.
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It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
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I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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