I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
ADAM SANDLERI don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
ADAM SANDLERSixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
ADAM SANDLERMy comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
ADAM SANDLERFeels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
ADAM SANDLERGirls are soft and pretty.
ADAM SANDLERThe only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
ADAM SANDLERI’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
ADAM SANDLERChemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
ADAM SANDLERWith the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
ADAM SANDLERI really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
ADAM SANDLERI never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
ADAM SANDLERI had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
ADAM SANDLERI say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
ADAM SANDLERI still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
ADAM SANDLERHaving a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLERI’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
ADAM SANDLER