Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLERGirls are soft and pretty.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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