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Adam Sandler

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Criticism Hard Work Laugh Myself People
I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
ADAM SANDLER

Happiness Humility Live Moments Myself Role
In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
ADAM SANDLER

Alive Emotion Feeling Greatness Man Mood Myself Time Wife
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
ADAM SANDLER

Comment Oneself Technology
I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
ADAM SANDLER

Company Friendship Home Myself People
I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Myself Reading Stand
I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
ADAM SANDLER

Laughter Movie Myself
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLER

Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
ADAM SANDLER

Each Other Friendship Goal Laughter Myself
Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
ADAM SANDLER

Beautiful Comedy Feeling Woman Yourself
I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Growth Mindset Myself Talk
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
ADAM SANDLER

Book Color Finish Myself Thinking Yourself
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
ADAM SANDLER

Bed Drink Growth Love Myself Old Relationship
Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Mood Myself Parents Understand
I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
ADAM SANDLER

Home Lady Mom Old Ourselves
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Different Hell Myself Time

Girls are soft and pretty.

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