It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
ADAM SANDLERI don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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