Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLERI say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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