I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
ADAM SANDLERI still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
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I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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