Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLERI’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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