I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
ADAM SANDLERI don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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