I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
ADAM SANDLERNow that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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