Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
ADAM SANDLERI don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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