The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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Anand Thakur
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
ADAM REX[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
ADAM REXIs there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
ADAM REXDoug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
ADAM REXMagic likes a good tragedy, too.
ADAM REXI spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
ADAM REXFor the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
ADAM REXRegarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
ADAM REXYOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
ADAM REXThe Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
ADAM REXThey can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
ADAM REXJ.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
ADAM REXWherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
ADAM REXCan I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
ADAM REXThen it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
ADAM REXWe found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
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