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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

Adam Rex

J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
ADAM REX

English Face Letter Pound Sign Spelled Written
[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
ADAM REX

Car Light Party Police Writing
For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
ADAM REX

Gentle Librarian Nothing Strictly Tofu Vegetarian
Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
ADAM REX

Good Like Magic Tragedy
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
ADAM REX

Alien Bathroom Female Labeled Use
What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
ADAM REX

Country Honey Left Part Said
Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
ADAM REX

Cat Clean Itself Suddenly Want Way
Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
ADAM REX

Country Crazy Identity Look See Some Use Young
YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
ADAM REX

Car Doing Laughing Room Worse
If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
ADAM REX

Cat Far. Animal Nice Pet
Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
ADAM REX

Kind Koobish Pumpkin Singing
You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
ADAM REX

Being Fashion Sad Terrible Yourself

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