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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

Adam Rex

What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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Country Honey Left Part Said
Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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Anand Thakur
Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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Favor Fighting Koobish Regarding Stickyfish Team
YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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Car Doing Laughing Room Worse
Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
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Car Comparision English Get Huffed Off Superstar
J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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English Face Letter Pound Sign Spelled Written
As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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Cat Far. Animal Nice Pet
Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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Kind Koobish Pumpkin Singing
[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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Car Light Party Police Writing
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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Cat Clean Itself Suddenly Want Way
They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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Anyone Elephant Expect Mean Say Shirt Zoo
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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Anand Thakur
Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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Crazy Drug Extra Looking Sane Stiffened Thing
Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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Country Crazy Identity Look See Some Use Young
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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Galaxy Gorg Knowing Stacked Top
I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
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Game Girl Indian Punched Vampire

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