If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
ADAM REXIf you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
ADAM REXThey can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
ADAM REXThe Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
ADAM REXCan I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
ADAM REXI spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
ADAM REXThen it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
ADAM REXMagic likes a good tragedy, too.
ADAM REXYou can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
ADAM REXI’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
ADAM REXGet off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
ADAM REXI was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
ADAM REXThere’s a little bit of magic in every box!
ADAM REXThere was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
ADAM REXThe United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
ADAM REXWhat part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
ADAM REXDoug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
ADAM REX