[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
ADAM REX…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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