Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
ADAM REXGet off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
More Adam Rex Quotes
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For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
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I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
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There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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