Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
ADAM REXCan I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
More Adam Rex Quotes
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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