Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
ADAM REXCan I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
More Adam Rex Quotes
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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