There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
ADAM REXCan I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
More Adam Rex Quotes
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Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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