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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

Adam Rex

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
ADAM REX

Eye Little Sausage Spy Start
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
ADAM REX

Cat Clean Itself Suddenly Want Way
There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
ADAM REX

Bit Boxe Little Magic
Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
ADAM REX

Favor Fighting Koobish Regarding Stickyfish Team
Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
ADAM REX

Car Comparision English Get Huffed Off Superstar
For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
ADAM REX

Gentle Librarian Nothing Strictly Tofu Vegetarian
…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
ADAM REX

Almost Cheese Everything Inside Loss Weight
J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
ADAM REX

English Face Letter Pound Sign Spelled Written
Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
ADAM REX

Country Crazy Identity Look See Some Use Young
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
ADAM REX

Being Fashion Sad Terrible Yourself
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
ADAM REX

Crazy Drug Extra Looking Sane Stiffened Thing
Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
ADAM REX

Good Like Magic Tragedy

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