There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
ADAM REXI was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
More Adam Rex Quotes
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
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Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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