If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
ADAM FERRARAOne day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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