My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
ADAM FERRARAOne day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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