My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
ADAM FERRARAOne day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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