As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
ADAM FERRARAI love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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