I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
ADAM FERRARAI don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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I talk a lot about women in my act, ’cause let’s face it — if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
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Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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