I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
ADAM FERRARAI know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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I talk a lot about women in my act, ’cause let’s face it — if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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