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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.

Adam Ferrara

I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
ADAM FERRARA

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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
ADAM FERRARA

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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
ADAM FERRARA

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You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
ADAM FERRARA

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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.

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