Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
ADAM FERRARAI love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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