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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.

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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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