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Adam Ferrara

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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Car Dad Guy Money Spend Trust Vehicle Wanted Working
The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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Biggest Funny Girl Girlfriend Humor Life Love Now Right Thing
What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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Funny God Going Hell Humor Know Reason Woman
My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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Celebrate Celebration Day Earth Easter Egg Favorite Funny Holiday Jesus Rabit
Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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Bed Feel Forever Go Like Soul
You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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Build End Energy Fight Funny Humor Negative Screaming Stupid Up
The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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Born Change Constant Decay Fall Funny Humor Minute State
I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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Believe Different Distance God Long Question Religious
I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
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Bathroom Funny Humor. Trying Make Nice Night Now Thing Use
There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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Alright Animal Dating Dinner Funny Go Kingdom Movie No Quick Sniff
I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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Arrogance Civilization Demise Human Thinking
Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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Friend Funny Humor Important Need Sex Story Tell
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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Animal Compare Date Funny Human Humor Mate Natural Reason Smarted
I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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Bed Boogie Funny Hurt Man Middle Night Pop Running Under
The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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Funny Length Marriage Observed Parent Time Year
One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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Day Figure Funny Hobby Humor Life Man Shower Special

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